How you doin'?

What's that? You love the way babies' heads smell? Oh, you must be getting a whiff of my pineapple juice hair gel I used after breakfast! It's my own creation. I simply eat all the pineapple in the bowl, then pour the remaining juice on my hair and rub it in really good. I find it helps me pick up the ladies...I mean it makes the ladies pick me up. Except mom, I don't think she likes pineapple. Maybe she would prefer maple syrup. I'll try that and let you know how it goes.