Me: I think you’re going to like this dinner because I made it especially for you, my two sweet boys.
Barrett: Yummy. This dinner is yummy, sweetie. (talking to me)
A (almost one-sided) conversation with Kyle
Kyle: (fake cough, cough)…Otay! (as if I had asked if he was, but I hadn't b/c I knew it was fake)
Me: Oh! I’m so relieved that you’re okay!
Another conversation with Barrett
Barrett: These are your teef, mommy.
Me: Yes, where are your teeth?
Barrett: Right here. [Great-Grandmother who shall remain nameless] takes her teef out. She don’t sufosed to do that.
This conversation ocurred while Gigi, Barrett and Kyle were playing a simplified version of I Spy in the middle of a stone yard. I was inside purchasing some flagstone for our garden.
Gigi: I spy a tree.
Barrett: There it is. I spy a dumptruck.
Gigi: There it is, Kyle do you see it?
Kyle: I see it. I spy a...ROCK!
Gigi and Barrett: I see one!
Barrett: I spy a watertower.
Kyle: Der it is! My turn! I spy a...ROCK!
Barrett: There's one!
Actually there's hundreds--they're in a STONE YARD!They continued this game for several rounds and everytime it was Kyle's turn, he spied a rock with as much enthusiasm as if he had found his long lost favorite matchbox car in the sofa cushions!
Playing photographer
Barrett: (holding up a toy camera backwards to his face) Cheese!
Gigi:Cheese!
Barrett: Cheese! Cheese! I'm Mama!
I just have to add that I never say, "say cheese" so he must be referring to the camera in his hand. I don't know where he picked up the cheese thing.
ETA: this just happened
Kyle: (Again with the fake cough)...Otay!
me:chuckle
Cody: Did he just say "otay"?
me: yes, you'll understand why I laughed when you read the blog.
Kyle:shouting Read da bog!
Barrett: shouting Read da bog! Where is da bog? Read da bog! You have a big penis, Daddy... Read da bog!
Okay, so I ran in here to add this. They are still shouting "Read da bog!" We were finishing dinner, Cody a.k.a. Daddy was fully clothed.
2 comments:
I am absolutely still laughing out loud over this one!!! Gigi
this is just hilarious!
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